I call a drumstick.
Nice try, boy, but we agreed I'd get both drumsticks every Thanksgiving on the day you were born.
Aw, no fair. I was too young to sign that.
I believe this is your foot, is it not? And I had it notarized.
[turns red in anger] Why you giant.. [angrily strangles Homer]
[sighs] But the worst was yet to come. That Thanksgiving would surpass Christmas and my birthday as the saddest day of the year.
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