Do you want to practice your speech on me?
[chuckles] No need, honey! Same speech I give every year. The opening joke about Lenny's grandma always kills.
You can't joke about her. They just put her on life support.
What?! No! She's the linchpin!
It's okay, it's okay. Everyone is terrified of public speaking. But just in case, I'll defrost a failure ham.
You don't have faith in me! I have savers! If I get heckled, I'll say, "Get a half-life!".
[Marge stares at him]
I'm sure that'll be funny to them.
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