Oh, this tile is lose! I'll have to call a handy man.
Eh... Why did you say it like that, with the pause between the words? Are you saying I'm not handy?!
That's how you say it. Handy man.
It's handyman!
That's what I said! handy [pause] man.
[angrily] Marjorie, there is the profession: handyman, and there are men who are handy! Which are you saying I'm not? Tell me...
A handy [pause] man. [Homer exclaims angrily]
Face it, Homeboy, you ain't handy! Unless we need a big fat paperweight.
I'll paperweight you!! [sits on Bart]
Homie, sweetie, replacing a tile is something you really need a professional for.
I know how to replace a tile! All guys do! We talk about it all the time. Grout?
There's no stopping what I've started here. Here's your tile! [puts the tile on Homer's plate] Have fun! Handy [pause] man! [leaves]
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