Magic Club! Join the Magic Club! Want to cut up a banana without peeling it? Join and [in a spooky tone] I'll tell you how! It's with a needle and thread!!
I like magic. I'm going to take one of your cards. [takes one of them and performs a magic trick, making the cards multiply] Or did I take 52?
[gasps] Do you want to join in? You could be president! Just man the booth, I need to go to the bathroom.
I'd love to join. Honestly, this is the only booth that doesn't creep me out. [looks at Ralph's Hug Club]
Hug me! Hug me! [Principal Skinner puts a "Warning, Do not hug" sign on him] Hug me!
I'm Harper. Just moved here. Trying to make friends.
Lisa. Always been here. Trying to make friends. [they hug]
Well, I've got news for all of your clubs! It's 3 p.m., so Willie's turnin' on the sprinklers!
[turns the sprinklers on, scaring all the kids]
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