[Bart and Lisa are drinking wine in the Simpsons's treehouse, and are a bit drunk]
Should I've married Nelson? 'Cause we still talk on the phone.
Nelson calls you?
Well, someone calls someone.
The boys think I'm a lousy father.
Oh, poor Bart. My daughter thinks I'm a lousy mother.
[laughs gleefully, but stops quickly] Sorry.
Meh, it's okay. But you know who took her side? [mockingly] Marge Bouvier Simpson.
[scoffs] What did she do?
She told me to relax and bake cookies.
Did you bake any?
Yes I did, and they were some of the best cookies ever made in this house, but that is not the point!
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