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The Simpsons · Season 22

Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson in “Treehouse of Horror XXI”

Lisa Simpson

Edmund's almost here! So please, nobody be themselves.

Homer Simpson

I know, I know. Don't serve garlic, don't stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake, don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein. It's racist somehow.

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