[Bart lets Santa's Little Helper chew Larry the stuffed toy lamb]
That's it, boy! Go for the 'nards!
Bart! [snatches Larry away] If you're not gonna take care of him right, then give him to me.
How come you don't get mad when I torment real animals?
I do! It enrages me!
I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody.
I'M A FREAKIN' BUDDHIST! A BUDDHIST! [kicks the side table]
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