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The Simpsons · Season 20

Bart and Joe Montana in “Double, Double, Boy in Trouble”

[Bart marvels at the things in Simon's bedroom]

Bart

Wow, cool poster of Joe Montana.

JMJoe Montana

[steps out of the wall] It's not a poster.

[Bart screams]

JMJoe Montana

I'm the real deal. Every day I stand here the family donates a million dollars to Notre Dame. Did you know the words "Notre Dame" are French, but the team is the Fighting Irish? That's the kind of thing I think about in here.

Bart

Back in the poster, gabby.

JMJoe Montana

Yes, sir.

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