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The Simpsons · Season 20

Bart and Mr. Burns in “Double, Double, Boy in Trouble”

[Bart is at a low end of a see-saw while Mr Burns is at the high end and won't fall]

Bart

Why won't you come down?

Mr. Burns

I told you. I only weigh as much as my clothes and keys.

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