Sideshow Bob and Cecil in “Funeral for a Fiend”

Sideshow Bob

When they find your ashes, they'll think it's me. And I'll be far away with my loving family. It's the perfect crime.

Cecil

And it was my portrayal as the grieving brother that sealed the deal!

Sideshow Bob

[coldly] Yes, and Hamlet is all about Laertes!

Cecil

[annoyed] Will you please stop comparing me to Laertes!?

Sideshow Bob

If the doublet fits...