[The Simpsons are tied up. A laptop with a low battery is sitting atop boxes of TNT.]
Let's not tarry. As Shakespeare said, "If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere best it were done quickly." Power on! [He turns on the laptop and laughs maniacally.] This time, I've made no mistakes. [leaves]
Actually, you made one. What Shakespeare really said was, "'Twere well it were done quickly."
Yes, I'm sure you've studied the Immortal Bard extensively under your "Miss Hoover". [Leaves and shuts the door.]
Macbeth, act one, scene seven. Look it up.
[re-entering] I shall! [He takes the laptop.] Come on, Wikipedia, load, you unwieldy behemoth! [The laptop explodes.] Oh, dear, Sideshow Bob, "Hoist on his own petard".
It's "hoist with his own petard".
Oh, get a life.
Yet another new restaurant fails.
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