Cecil and Bart in “Funeral for a Fiend”

Cecil

I once felt that way, too.

Bart

Hey, aren't you Bob's brother?

Cecil

Biologically, yes, but we never got along. He was always zigging when I zagged. That Summer, when he wanted to tour the castles of Italy, I wanted to tour the castles of France. So we went to Spain, a compromise that satisfied no one.

Bart

That's stupid. You talk like you're smart, but you're stupid.

Cecil

Anyway, I choose to remember Bob as the big brother who taught me to play Botticelli.

Bart

Sounds boring.

Cecil

Oh you'd love it. It's a guessing game where one player adopts the guise of a noteworthy....[looks at Bart's bored face.] You're right, it is boring. But the only way to find true happiness is to make your peace with Bob.

Bart

Well, I guess I could say goodbye.

Cecil

You better make it snappy, they're cremating him in 30 minutes. I'll be scattering his ashes over the castles of France! [cackles.] Take that, ashes.