Perhaps an old sea yarn might pass the time. [pauses for a moment] Too bad I don't know any.
I know one, about the most important sea voyage in American history — the journey of the Mayflower.
Aw, yes. The ship that brought prostitutes to America.
Not prostitutes, Protestants.
Now who's being naive?
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