SBCaptain Seymour Bligh
[over speaker] Welcome to Day 718 of our voyage. First off, in an attempt to preserve water, you will not be given any water. [crew groans] And also, because of a sketch of myself having romantic congress with a mer-man [shows the offending picture] I am dumping all your mail from home into the sea. [Willie does so] And I can assure you that there were cookies in there. Good cookies, the kind only a loving mother or Milhouse's father could bake.
SMSecond Officer Milhouse
My father's alive?
SBSeymour Bligh
No, he died while baking. It's all in the letter. [He throws the Milhouse's father's letter outside the window]
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