Lord, you got a first-class destination resort here, really top notch, but I can't enjoy myself knowing my family is suffering.
Oh, don't you talk about family suffering with me! My son went to Earth once. I don't know what you people did to him, but he hasn't been the same ever since. [shows Jesus sitting on a swing looking down and spinning slowly]
He'll be fine.
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