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The Simpsons · Season 16

Homer, Stephen Hawking and others in “Don't Fear the Roofer”

Homer

So what's Stephen Hawking doing here?

SHStephen Hawking

I live here now. You're looking at the new owner of the Little Caesars down the street. Pizza, pizza. Pizza, pizza. Pizza, pizza. Pizza, pizza. Sorry, that button sticks.

Homer

So why didn't you invite me?

Carl

We couldn't tell you ahead of time because you'd spill the beans.

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