Okay, why do you think your mother and I sleep in the same bed?
Because we're poor?
Exactly, and we're poor because we have kids. And the biological method by which children are created by a man and a woman is...
[cut to outside of the treehouse; Bart can be heard screaming, and quickly runs to Milhouse's house]
Then the man...
[Bart and Milhouse can be heard screaming; they run to other children's houses]
Then the woman...
[Bart and Milhouse can be heard screaming, and run to two more houses, screaming and many kids run to many houses]
Well, better they hear it from me, now, than from their parents when they're old enough.
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