Let me get this straight: when you were my age, you had the hots for mom and didn't even know it? Oh, that's cool! Or is that lame? I guess I'll go with lame. You're lame!
Why? Because I only kissed one girl in my whole life? That's still one more than you.
I've kissed three girls.
[cries] I'm so lame!
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