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S15 E20

The Simpsons · Season 15, Episode 20

Lisa, Homer and others in “The Way We Weren't”

Lisa

[working as the judge in "Simpson Family Court"] Now up, the case of Simpson v. Simpson.

Homer

Mr. Simpson, do you think it's appropriate for a ten-year old boy to steal a beer with intent to kiss?

Bart

Do you think it was appropriate to bet against your son's little-league team?

Homer

Wh-? Permission to treat this witness as hostile? [takes out a baseball bat]

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