No judge would send a pre-teen out on his own.
WOO-HOO! YOU'RE STILL MINE! AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS A BAD DAD BEFORE!
[Eyes narrowed at Homer for rudely interrupting her verdict] Except in this case!
[Homer pulls his shirt collar nervously and cringes]
That boy is about as safe living with you as a crawdad in a gumbo shack. Bart Simpson, I declare you emancipated!
[She slams her gavel]
Further, I hereby garnish Homer's wages until Bart is fully repaid.
[thinking it's food] Mmmmm...garnish.
That means half your paycheck goes to Bart.
What the...half goes to Bart, half goes to my Vegas wife? What's left for Moe?
Homer, don't make things worse!
[turns red in anger] I'LL SHOW YOU WORSE!
[He screams and runs towards Judge Harm, intent on attacking her. The bailiff catches him and punches him.]
[being dragged out by the bailiff and embarrasses Marge] I WAS TOLD THIS WOULD BE TELEVISED!
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