[At the trial, the Blue Haired Lawyer holds up a doll commonly used in child molestation cases.]
Bart using this doll, will you show the court where your father stolen money from you?
[pulls out the left pocket of the doll] Here and here. [pulls out the right pocket of the doll]
Let the record show he has pulled out the pockets from the doll.
[Homer is nervous and is later seen on the witness stand after Bart's lawyer calls him next]
Mr. Simpson, your son alleges that you have an anger management problem.
[angrily turns red] Why you little! [Judge Harm stares at him sternly] I... uh, I'm sorry, judge. That's a rare lapse in my normally calm demeanor.
[disbelieving Homer much to the joy of Bart's lawyer] Could the stenographer please read back the previous statement?
Why you little...
[angrily turns red] Why you little...!
[laughs] The oldest trick in the book!
Why you little...! [to Judge Harm] Why you little...!
[Judge Harm draws Homer being hanged]
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