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The Simpsons · Season 14

Bart, Blue-Haired Lawyer and others in “Barting Over”

Bart

I want a divorce from my parents.

Blue-Haired Lawyer

You WHA?!

Bart

I said I want a divorce from my parents.

Blue-Haired Lawyer

Yes, I heard you. I was just calling my secretary. Yuwah, give me the standard child divorcing parent form.

YYuwah

Yes, sir.

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