It's been a whole week. Why are you letting my husband die? What does that have to do with baseball?
Death is a natural part of baseball, ma'am.
Oh yeah, the main part.
Guys. Uh, we won't let anything happen to your husband, Mrs Simpson. He's in good hands.
[looking at Homer through a telescope] He's not moving!
[From Marge's POV, we see Homer lying on his back, eyes closed, mouth open. His white shirt is now stained greyed and frayed around the edges, and his pants are being held up by rope. Flies buzz around him.]
He's probably just resting after all the moving he did before you got here. [Aside] Turn on the sprinklers.
[The sprinklers turn on, causing Homer to moan weakly and roll over onto his front]
See? He's fine.
[Marge grumbles in frustration]
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