Young man, you've had what we call a cardiac episode.
Worst Episode Ever.
Oh, not even close. If these boys hadn't called 911, I'd be wearing that watch right now! [chuckles] Just kidding. But you would be dead.
[to Bart] You saved my life?
Yeah. After you were so mean to us.
So now we're even.
My prognosis - or is it diagnosis? Whichever. You need to avoid stress. Now what kind of work do you do?
I run a comic book store.
[gasps] Oh dear Lord! We call that profession the "widow-maker"! Or we would, if any of the proprietors were married.
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