[The Springfield Police Department web page is shown.]
If you have committed a crime and want to confess, click 'Yes'. Otherwise, click 'No'.
[Homer clicks 'No'.]
You have chosen 'No', meaning you have committed a crime but don't want to confess. [van symbol is shown] A paddy wagon is now speeding to your home.
Hey!
While you wait, why not buy a police cap or T-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous!
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