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The Simpsons · Season 11

Moe and Homer in “Pygmoelian”

MMoe

Yeah, hey, I've got a gift. As a child, I was bitten by the acting bug. Then it burrowed under my skin and laid eggs in my heart. Now those eggs are hatching and I... the feeling is indescribable.

Homer

I know what you mean. Our dog had that.

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