Moe, Homer and others in “Pygmoelian”

Okay, last stop, Channel 6.

Homer

You're gonna get even with that lottery guy that never picks our numbers?

Nah, nah, nah, this is personal. [Flashback.] It all goes back to my acting days. I was auditioning for the role of Dr. Tad Winslow in the hit soap, "It Never Ends". [Reads a script.] 'Angela, I'm afraid I...'

Thank you, next! What were you thinking?

Well, you said you wanted gritty, in other words, ugly.

I wanted Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island-ugly, not Cornelius on the Planet of the Apes-ugly. TV-ugly not ugly-ugly.