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The Simpsons · Season 11

Doctor and Mr. Burns in “The Mansion Family”

DDoctor

Mr. Burns, I'm afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.

Mr. Burns

You mean I have pneumonia?

DDoctor

Yes.

Mr. Burns

Juvenile diabetes?

DDoctor

Yes.

Mr. Burns

Hysterical pregnancy?!

DDoctor

Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have thousands of diseases that have just been discovered, in you.

Mr. Burns

You're sure you haven't just made thousands of mistakes?

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