[as Homer attempts to get rid of the barbecue pit by putting it in the "Toys for Tots" bin...]
Yeah, hold on there, Santa Claus. That box is for toys only.
Well, of course! Any kid would love to have this ... activity center. It teaches them while they learn!
Yeah, nice try, Saint Nick. Now hit the road, Kris Kringle!
But...but--
You heard me, [pokes Homer's gut with nightstick] Père Noël. [Homer puts the barbecue pit on the cart and leaves; Fat Tony, Legs, and Louie come and dump a body in a bag into the bin] Whatcha got there?
Beanie Baby.
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