[Ray Patterson bursts through the door, panting as he reaches his podium next to Homer]
Sorry I'm late, everyone. [accusingly to Homer]: Somebody tampered with my brakes. [everyone gasps]
Well, then you should've been early. [the whole crowd laughs uproariously]
Hey, he got you there, Ray.
Oh, come on, people. This man has promised round-the-clock trash pickup, that's impossible.
Not if we hire more men, and my men'll do all your messy jobs. They'll wash your car, scrub your shower, air out your stinkables.
[the entire crowd applauds enthusiastically. Patterson is dumbfounded]
I can't believe what I'm hearing!
Well, then you'd better turn up your hearing aid, Pops.
"Pops"? I'm only two years older than you!
Do we want Old Man Patterson here with his finger on the button?
What button?! What the hell are you talking about?!
[mocking] "What? What? What? What button? Where am I? Who took my false teeth?"
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