Young man, the school dress code specifically forbids the wearing of earrings unless you're of gypsy extraction.
Well, uh, I'm a gypsy.
Oh, really? Prove it.
Uh, I want to suck your blood!
Nuh-uh, that's a vampire. But, uh, they're also covered. Carry on.
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