“Welcome to the internet, my friend, how can...” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

Welcome to the internet, my friend, how can I help you?

I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8 kilobaud internet connection to a 1.5 megabit fiber optic T1 line. Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring ethernet LAN configuration?

Homer Simpson

[stares blankly for a few seconds] Can I have some money now?

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