Mr. Burns and Smithers in “The Joy of Sect”

Mr. Burns

Smithers, why haven't I heard of this "The Leader"? He's as rich and wicked as I, but he seems to enjoy tax exempt status!

Actually, sir, with our creative book-keeping and corporate loop holes we only pay three dollars a year.

Mr. Burns

[Shocked] You're right, we're getting screwed! There must be something we can do about this. Yes, I believe I know just the thing [Evil laugh] [Long Pause]

Uh, sir... You've got to tell me what the plan is, or nothing will happen.

Mr. Burns

Oh, right. The plan. You see me as a God, right, Smithers?

Absolutely, sir!

Mr. Burns

You'd kneel before me?

Boy, would I!

Mr. Burns

Yes... uh... Then I'll just form my own religion, with its own special symbol [Burns starts sketching down a symbol.] We'll use this special K! [It's the Kellogg symbol]

I believe that's already a breakfast cereal, sir.

Mr. Burns

Do people worship it?

In a way...

Mr. Burns

Alright, then... how about this? [Sketches another symbol, which is Mickey Mouse's ears.]

Ah, why don't you leave the symbol to me, sir?