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The Simpsons · Season 9

Lisa and Homer in “The Cartridge Family”

[Lisa is staring at the garage roof when Homer pulls in]

Hey dad could you get my basketball down.

Sure [Draws his gun and shoots it down]

[The basketball fall to the ground and deflates]

Want me to get the cat down too?

[Knocking the gun out of the way] No thanks!

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