Moe and Sideshow Mel in “The Cartridge Family”

[at an NRA meeting] So last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.

Sideshow Mel

Whatever did you do, Moe?

Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation but, luckily, I managed to shoot him in the spine.

Yeah. I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp!