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The Simpsons · Season 9

Marge and Homer in “The Cartridge Family”

I'm sorry, Homer, no weapons.

A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or...uh, a...an alligator.

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