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The Simpsons · Season 9

Homer and Wiseguy in “The Cartridge Family”

Just give me my gun!

Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We've got to run a background check.

Five days?! But I'm mad now! Oh, I'd kill you if I had my gun...!

Yeah, well, you don't.

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