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The Simpsons · Season 8

Firing range Instructor, Bart and others in “The Secret War of Lisa Simpson”

FRFiring range Instructor

Since you attended public school, I'm gonna assume you're already proficient with small arms, so we're gonna start you with something a little more advanced. [hands Bart a MGL]

Bart

Ho-ho, baby! [fires off 5 grenades. 4 hit the targets, but the 5th flies off into the distance]

FRFiring range instructor

4 out of 5, Simpson. Impressive, but you missed your last target.

Bart

[slyly] Did I?

[Cut to a blackened and dumbstruck Principal Skinner, standing next to a smoking crater where his car used to be. Nelson watches in the background from the classroom window]

NNelson

Ha-ha!

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