Akira, Homer and others in “In Marge We Trust”

[on phone] Hai. Hai. Hai. Bye. [turns to Homer] Hi!

Homer

[hands Akira a detergent box] Akira, can you read this for me?

Ah, yes. This is a product called Mr. Sparkle, very popular dish detergent. [points at the mascot on the box] Hey, he looks like you! [laughs]

Lisa

What's he saying?

He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.

Lisa

Wow!

Yes, you have very lucky dishes, Mr. Simpson. This soap is from the sacred forest of Hokkaidō, renowned for its countless soap factories.

Homer

Hokkaidō, eh?