Ned, Homer and others in “My Sister, My Sitter”

Ned

Homer, I've got a Fozzie of a bear of a problem! See, Maude and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon, the twin cities of the Holy Land. Well, they must have kneeled in the wrong place, and prayed to the wrong god, because, well, they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort!

Homer

Militants, huh? Well, if I were you, I'd kick their asses.

Ned

Well, any whodilly-doodle, the embassy says it's a routine hostage-taking, but I have to drive to Capitol City and fill out forms to get them out. Could you possibly watch the kids tonight?

Homer

Oh, gee, I'd really love to wanna help you, Flanders, but, uh... Marge was... taken prisoner in the....Holy Land, and, uh...

Lisa

[tugging at Homer's hand] I'll do it! I'll babysit!

Ned

Well, I dunno, Lisa. You're awfully young, and the boys can be a handful. Todd's been pinching everyone lately!

Lisa

But I'm smart and responsible and my parents will be right next door!

Ned

Well, whaddya say, Homer? Can Lisa babysit my kids?

Lisa

Please, please, please?

Homer

Eh, I'll have to ask her. [slams the door]