“It's the Krusty the Klown Prison Special!” – Announcer, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

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It's the Krusty the Klown Prison Special!

[singing] I slugged some jerk in Tahoe, they gave me one-to-three / My high-priced lawyer sprung me on a technicality / I'm just visiting Springfield Prison / I get to sleep at home tonight...

[Angry mutterings from the convict audience.]

Krusty

Hey, I kid! I kid 'cause I love! I tell ya, the best folk in the world are prison folk!

[Cheering.]

Bart

Man, those cons love Krusty! I guess inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.

Lisa

And vice versa.

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