This Friday, we're going back to the woods and we're going to find that alien!
What if we don't?
We'll fake it, and sell it to the Fox network.
[chuckles] They'll buy anything.
Now son, they do a lot of quality programming, too.
[After a short pause, they both burst into laughter.]
I kill me!
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