Please identify this object.
AApu
It appears to be the flag that disappeared from the public library last year.
Correct. Now, we all know the thirteen stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely forty-seven stars?
AApu
Because this particular flag is [chuckling] ridiculously out of date! The library must have purchased it during the brief period in 1912 after New Mexico became a state but before Arizona did.
Uh... partial credit.
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