What's the matter with your face? Is that a fake nose? Are you wearing chin putty?
I don't have to listen of these wild allegations! [nose putty falls off and lands near Santa's Little Helper. He eats it]
[removes the chin putty and hat off Bart] Please, Bart, no more pranks. It would mean so much to me if we could have just one nice family photo.
[She shows Bart three of their last Christmas photos with his previous misbehaviors: one with Bart making a cross-eyed funny face, another with Bart using a comb to simulate a Hitler mustache, and a third with Bart holding a cardboard speech bubble that reads, "I stink!" next to Homer.]
Hey, I don't remember saying that!
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