[Bart imagines spending Christmas in juvenile hall with the bullies]
GGuard
Stand behind the yellow line. You will now receive your gift donated by the port of authority lost and found office. Pass your chip to Santa to receive your Christmas present. If you do not have a chip, you will not receive a gift.
Whoa, the March Aid newspaper.
[receiving a carpet samples book] Cool, a book of carpet samples.
Come on new bike. [drops his chip in and is disappointed when he receives a dirty wig] Aw, a soiled wig.
SSanta
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
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