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The Simpsons · Season 7

Lisa and Advertising Man in “Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores”

If your advertising agency created all those giant characters, you must know how to stop them.

AMAdvertising Man

Well sir, advertising is a funny thing. If people stop paying attention to it, pretty soon, it goes away.

Like that old woman who couldn't find the beef?

AMAdvertising Man

Exactly. If you stop paying attention to the monsters, they'll lose their powers.

But people can't help looking at them. They're wrecking the town. [Out the window, the monsters wreck the town]

AMAdvertising Man

You know, maybe a jingle would help. [plays a piano arpeggio, sings] Don't watch the mon-- [plays another arpeggio] Don't watch the...monsters-s-s. [chuckles] Well, it'll sound a lot better coming out of Paul Anka.

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