If your advertising agency created all those giant characters, you must know how to stop them.
Well sir, advertising is a funny thing. If people stop paying attention to it, pretty soon, it goes away.
Like that old woman who couldn't find the beef?
Exactly. If you stop paying attention to the monsters, they'll lose their powers.
But people can't help looking at them. They're wrecking the town. [Out the window, the monsters wreck the town]
You know, maybe a jingle would help. [plays a piano arpeggio, sings] Don't watch the mon-- [plays another arpeggio] Don't watch the...monsters-s-s. [chuckles] Well, it'll sound a lot better coming out of Paul Anka.
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