[During Barney's tragic movie about his alcoholism: Barney is at an AA meeting in an unidentified room. He stands up]
My name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholic.
[Cut to reveal that Barney is actually in a Girl Scout troop meeting with Lisa as one of the members]
Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting!
Is it, or is it you girls can't admit you have a problem?
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