[After being rejected by the new club, Homer takes matters into his own hands and replaces the members with monkeys]
Loyal Stonecutters, let us begin our reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg.
[camera pulls back to reveal scattered, costumed and drunk monkeys]
[walking in] Homer, you can't just keep hanging out with these globus monkeys. Somebody's going to get parasites.
Oh Marge, kids, I miss my club.
Oh, Homey. You know, you "are" a member of a very exclusive club.
Black panthers?
No, the family Simpson, which has just five members -- and only two of those members have special rings.
Yeah!
[they blow on their whistle rings]
I meant our wedding rings!
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