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The Simpsons · Season 6

Judge and Sideshow Bob in “Sideshow Bob Roberts”

JJudge

But why?

Sideshow Bob

Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals and rule you like a king. That's why I did it- to save you from yourselves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.

JJudge

Bailiffs, place the mayor under arrest!

Sideshow Bob

What...? Oh, right, all that stuff I did.

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