“NOOOO!! My sugar is melting! MELTING! Oh, what...” – Homer, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

[Rain squall has dissolved Homer's sugar heap]

Homer

NOOOO!! My sugar is melting! MELTING! Oh, what a world!

BMBritish Man

[spits out tea in disgust]

Homer

[sobs on completely melted sugar in the grass] My sugar's... gone...

Marge

[walks to Homer with an umbrella] I'm sorry, Homie.

Homer

[composed] It's okay, Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. It's clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why He lives on a plantation in Hawaii.

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